Jeff Dunham Part II


Hier verarscht er sich selbst.

Der Brüller schlechthin. ;)

Jeff Dunham Part I

Die folgenden Videos handeln von einem Bauchredner und seiner Puppe. Einfach genial. ;)


Jeff Dunham & Achmed

So das sollte erstmal reichen. Vielleicht schreib ich irgendwann noch mehr. ;)

Lachen ist gesund

Lachen

Dieses Bild hab ich bei einem Profil auf Jesus.de gelesen, da die Person gerade heute Geburtstag hat, dachte ich: Das passt irgendwie hierher. Lachfalten sind einfach doch sexy.

Ich wünsche mir das  alle Leute lachen können und zwar am besten 401 mal am Tag. Auch wenn es manchmal keinen rationalen Grund dafür gibt. Als ich das obige Bild gelesen habe, musste ich beispielsweise erstmal loslachen.

Gender of Computer

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. „House“ for instance, is feminine: „la casa.“ „Pencil,“ however, is masculine: „el lapiz.“ A student asked, „What gender is ‚computer‘?“ Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether „computer“ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that „computer“ should definitely be of the feminine gender („la computadora“), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine („el computador“), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won.

I’m a bitch, I’m a Lover…

I hate the world today
Your so good to me, I know
But I cant change
Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe Im an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how youd be so confused
I dont envy you
Im a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean youll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And Im going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today wont mean a thing

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Just when you think you got me figured out
The seasons already changin
I think its cool you do whatcha do
And dont try to save me

Im a bitch
Im a lover
Im a child
Im a mother
Im a sinner
Im a saint
I do not feel ashamed
Im your hell
Im you dream
Im nothing in between
You know you wouldnt want it any other way

Im a bitch
Im a tease
Im a goddess on my knees
When youre hurt
When you suffer
Im your angel undercover
Ive been numb
Im revived
Cant say Im not alive
You know I wouldnt want it any other way

(Meredith Brooks – Bitch)